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Women are Tidier than men?

A few thoughts on tidyness

Women are in general tidier than men, but why is this?

As children, girls are as untidy and smelly as boys, if not worse. Upon reaching pubity, women are smarter in appearence than men, but just as untidy at home. When a women reaches adulthood, she tends to become tidier at home, and in her personal appearence.

This is easy to explain

As a child a woman doesn't really care what she looks like, and just wants to experience as much of life as possible and have fun. She lives, not from day to day, but minute to minute and gives no thought of her appearence or tidyness unless reminded by an adult.

As a teenager a girl wants to look good in front of her friends and wants boys to look at her, but has no need to be tidy at home, because only her closest friends will ever see her room, and they don't care.

As an adult, a woman worries about what other people think all the time. She looks as good as she can in the most expensive clothes she can afford, because that is what the TV and magazines tell her. She keeps her home tidy, because she doesn't want people to think she is scruffy - but if you look in her cupboards you'll find them stuffed with junk.

What she doesn't realise is that a different set of magazines tell boys what she should look like.
So long as she doesn't smell too bad and she looks ok boys don't care, so long as they think they have a chance of seeing how tidy her bedroom is.......

hmmm - nice

A casual Kate Moss....

Nice, but somehow untouchable

or a smart one - which would you choose lads - let me know

Drink Coke - Think not!

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminium foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate)the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

Man Trouble

I get quite a lot of E-mails concerning this page - Here's one that I was sent to give women a bit of revenge...

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?



Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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