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Women are in general tidier than men, but why is this?
As children, girls are as untidy and smelly as boys, if not
worse. Upon reaching pubity, women are smarter in appearence than men, but just as untidy at home. When a women reaches adulthood,
she tends to become tidier at home, and in her personal appearence.
This is easy to explain
As a child
a woman doesn't really care what she looks like, and just wants to experience as much of life as possible and have fun. She
lives, not from day to day, but minute to minute and gives no thought of her appearence or tidyness unless reminded by an
adult.
As a teenager a girl wants to look good in front of her friends and wants boys to look at her, but has no
need to be tidy at home, because only her closest friends will ever see her room, and they don't care.
As an adult,
a woman worries about what other people think all the time. She looks as good as she can in the most expensive clothes she
can afford, because that is what the TV and magazines tell her. She keeps her home tidy, because she doesn't want people to
think she is scruffy - but if you look in her cupboards you'll find them stuffed with junk.
What she doesn't realise
is that a different set of magazines tell boys what she should look like.
So long as she doesn't smell too bad and she
looks ok boys don't care, so long as they think they have a chance of seeing how tidy her bedroom is.......
A casual Kate Moss....
or a smart one - which would you choose lads - let me know
Drink Coke - Think not!
1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway
after a car accident.
2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3.
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean.
The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub
the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminium foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
5. To clean corrosion from
car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
6. To loosen a rusted
bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a
can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminium foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished,
Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
8. To remove grease from
clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola
will help loosen grease stains.
9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
FYI:
1. The
active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
2. To carry
Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate)the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive
materials.
3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
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