It is important to eat huge piles of greasy food and smoke vast amounts of cigarettes to get into the right frame of mind
Step 1: Sit small daughter on Big settee and switch on cable TV
Homer - an Icon of idleness
Step 2: Make coffee and light cigarette.
Step 3: Switch on Athlon 2600 computer and connect to internet
Step 4: Find some online buddies
5: Play into early hours of morning until you have a headache and are falling asleep - don't forget to send small daughter
to bed when Nicelodeon finishes, or she may start wanting you to feed her.